Do you need a cool name for your band? Well, our Deep Minds have come up with over a hundred that are original (as far as we know) and guaranteed to bring you strange luck.

     If you see one you like, just take it. No charge. No obligation. It's our gift to the next generation of geniuses. Just remember us when you're rich and famous.

1. The Gloms
2. Twinkie Holocaust
3. Cesspool Zombies
4. The Incredibly Boring Potted Plants
5. Rubber Nuns
6. Armageddon Hamsters
7. The Babyslitters
8. The Harpies
9. Bondage Waitress
10. The Necrotones
11. Toilet Whores
12. Cannibal High School
13. Congo Robot Sperm
14. The Gamookas
15. Dog Torture Storm
16. Mohammed Potato
17. Clit Warfare
18. Rude Awakening
19. Treblinka Study Hall
20. Blarina Shrew
21. Mongoloid Burger
22. Interstate Ejaculators
23. Deranged Driving Instructors
24. Eat My Sister
25. Stalin Guppy
26. Skydiving Cows
27. The Shmoogas
28. Chromium Marshmallow
29. Meat Rockets
30. Dreamy Lepers
31. Guilty As Charged
32. Hairball Connoisseur
33. Thrilling Root Canal
34. Snakepit Ushers
35. Gryzypnyx
36. Hopalong Salmonella
37. The Clawmutes
38. Flit Earwig
39. Goon School
40. Dr. Nescience
41. Noxio Bubo
42. Monster Zero
43. The Slugs
44. Mildred Zontar
45. Thorazine Budgie
46. Armando and the Ticks
47. Prom Gorgons
48. Njinki Blogbadu
49. Bozo Einstein
50. The Screaming Scallops
51. Pocket Hitler
52. Duke and the Crack-Lickers
53. Exploding Puffins
54. Suburban Chicken-Stranglers
55. Martha and the Squids
56. Gooma Flumbarooma
57. The Stupidinkos
58. The Bleens
59. The Erewhonians
60. Manuel and the Cleaners
61. Brains For Tomorrow
62. Delightful Puff Adders
63. Satan's Milkmaids
64. The Krakens
65. Voodoo Barbie
66. The Crudblopes
67. Bus Plunge Kills Twenty
68. Hold the Pickles
69. Acromegaly
70. Shoot to Kill
71. The Maledictorians
72. Autopsy Cheerleaders
73. Lemming Leadership
74. Gammera Donut
75. Teenage Amoebas
76. Mondo Hunkamooga
77. The Gaboonyas
78. Wizard Prang
79. Panic Attack
80. Criatura Estudiante
81. Mindless Blobs
82. Buzz Bombs
83. Village Idiots
84. Liquid Citizens
85. The Apathetics
86. Public Nuisance
87. The Ik Tribe
88. The Dadadodoes
89. The Bungalungas
90. The Detestables
91. Psycho Mailmen
92. Arrogant Broccoli
93. The Plutonians
94. The Flaming Monkeys
95. Biff Bopp and the Retros
96. Bowling For Intestines
97. Closet Corpse
98. Savage Waffles
99. Hindenburg Fruitcake
100. The Bashibazouks
101. Plan Eight From Outer Mongolia
102. The Disappointing Dump Trucks
103. The Gumps
104. Mystic Baboons
105. Spider Girls From Venus
106. Choked Poets
107. Snatch Vipers
108. The Stun Guns
109. The Slicks
110. Moonseed
111. Snakeroot
112. The Haunted Stranglers
113. Nancy Droog and the Defectives
114. Spot and the Tire-Biters
115. Nattering Nabobs
116. The Troglodytes
117. The Detonators