I apologize for whatever I didn't say or do that I should have.

     My apology covers the past, present, and future, as well as past and future lives in the event of reincarnation.

     Even if I wasn't wrong, I apologize if you were in any way displeased.

     I'm sorry for my thoughts and emotions and for the way I express them. Above all, I apologize for whatever I want or need.

     I'm sorry for having a bad effect on your life.

     I'm sorry for failing to understand you.

     I assume all criticism to be true and will not defend myself.

     If I think of a defense, I won't use it. If this is wrong, I apologize for it.

     I deeply regret any inconvenience caused.

     I apologize to anyone around you who has been disturbed in any way.

     I apologize for being what I am.

     I apologize for the blood in my veins and for bleeding.

     I apologize for my tears and for being in pain.

     I apologize for every breath I take that consumes oxygen better reserved for rats, worms, and dogs.

     I apologize for my appearance and speech.

     I apologize for my gestures, intonations, lapses of silence, penmanship, forms of address, and opening sentences.

     I apologize for my name, address, date and place of birth, and all other vital statistics.

     I apologize for the way my envelopes arrive in your mailbox and for their contents and timing.

     I apologize for my subconscious and for what I dream.

     I apologize for being a net minus in your life.

     I apologize for getting things wrong about everything generally and specifically.

     I apologize for everything that you don't know about that would upset you if you did know about it.

     I apologize for the mess I leave behind that others will have to deal with.

     I apologize for this letter.

     I apologize comprehensively.

     I apologize unconditionally.