- New short works (not published in Crad's books)
- November, 2004 Extra (Recent Photos of Crad)
- November, 2004 (Name Your Band!)
- October, 2004 (Ralph Nader Barbecued My Puppy -- A Story of Horror and Heartbreak)
- no stories were published between June, 2004 and September, 2004
- May, 2004 (PDAC -- 2004)
- no stories were published between August, 2003 and April, 2004
- July, 2003 (PDAC -- 2003)
- June, 2003 (Sewer Terror Ride)
- May, 2003 (My Date With Sultaana Freeman)
- April, 2003 (The 2003 Canadian Dickhead of the Year)
- April, 2003 Extra (Please Answer Our Hate-Mail)
- March, 2003 (Martha Stewart, Sit On My Face)
- March, 2003 Extra (Anti-Anti-War Poem)
- February, 2003 (Apartment Building Rules)
- February, 2003 Special (Crad's Original Racist Joke)
- January, 2003 (Canadian Dickhead of the Year Contest)
- December, 2002 (My First Thousand Dollars As A Writer)
- November, 2002 (A Book Review of the World's Worst Novel)
- October, 2002 (My Mother's Advice (Or How To Pass A College Interview))
- September, 2002 (You Must Write Me A Letter)
- August, 2002 (In Praise of Meat Loaf)
- July, 2002 (Switch -- An Original Card Game)
- June, 2002 (The PDAC Convention -- 2002)
- May, 2002 (Percy and Rosalie)
- April, 2002 (What To Do About Girls Who Give Out Fake Phone Numbers)
- March, 2002 (Moby Dick Essay)
- February, 2002 (Ed McBain Stole My Joke)
- January, 2002 (Ass Cleavage! Engangered Species!)
- December, 2001 (Darlie)
- November, 2001 (Osama bin Laden's Favorite Cookie Recipes)
- October, 2001 Extra -- for kids only!
- October, 2001 (A Story For Accountants)
- September, 2001 (Why I Love Tobacco)
- August, 2001 Extra (Follow-up on The Shadow)
- August, 2001 (How the Tobacco Industry Should Retaliate)
- July, 2001 (Joe and JoAnne)
- June, 2001 (My Alien Encounter)
- May, 2001 (Let's Go To A Mining Convention!)
- April, 2001 (How To Save Canadian Literature)
- March, 2001 (FAQ's For Third-World Immigrants)
- February, 2001 (The Power and the Passion)
- January, 2001 (Glub, The Wonder Fish)
- December, 2000 (Christmas Party, 1976)
- November, 2000 (I Call On Sungma Tenzing Lama Dickhoff, Ufologist: Part Two of Two Parts)
- October, 2000 (I Call On Sungma Tenzing Lama Dickhoff, Ufologist: Part One of Two Parts)
- September, 2000 (Talking to Voice Broker)
- August, 2000 (Mona)
- July, 2000 (Apology)
- June, 2000 (How To Win At Speed Chess)
- May, 2000 (The Shadow's Apartment of Junk)
- April, 2000 (Understanding Stock Analysts' Recommendations)
- March, 2000 (The Three Golden Pills - An Original Fairy Tale: Part 2 of 2)
- February, 2000 (The Three Golden Pills - An Original Fairy Tale: Part 1 of 2)
- January, 2000 (Crad Kilodney For President)
- December, 1999 (Linda, the Leech)
- November, 1999 (Advice on Stocks)
- October, 1999 (The New Answering Machine)
- September, 1999 (A Woman's Guide To Empowerment)
- August, 1999 (Letter To Jenny)
- July, 1999 (Bill, The Scotsman)
- June, 1999 (My Takeover of the CBC)
- May, 1999 (Psychic Susan, and Why I Won't Talk to Her Any More)
- April, 1999 (George's Chinese Letters)
- March, 1999 (How To Serve Gerry Kaufman, Attorney)
- February, 1999 (Carla: Part 2 of 2)
- January, 1999 (Carla: Part 1 of 2)
- The True Story Of My Dentist, Dr. Mark Litvack ...from "Lightning Struck My Dick" [1980], pages 41-46.
- Biographical information about Crad Kilodney
- A list of Crad's books, published between 1978 and 1995 ...including images of the book covers
- Photos of Crad
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